Steven Rhodes - High As Fuck - Black Vintage T-shirt

Straight from the school of chaos comes the Steven Rhodes High As F*ck” tee—a vintage-style gem that’s as unhinged as it is unforgettable. Equal parts childhood flashback and adult-level burnout, this shirt is peak dark humour with a side of “please don’t wear this to your niece or nephew’s birthday party.”

Featuring a retro classroom scene gone rogue, it’s perfect for those days when your brain’s in another dimension (and you're not even mad about it). Whether you're cruising through the cosmos or just zoning out at brunch, this tee lets the world know exactly where you stand: somewhere between nostalgic and totally fried.

Super soft, unapologetically bold, and definitely not appropriate around schools.