Steven Rhodes Merch
Welcome to the wonderfully warped world of Steven Rhodes. This is the official home for his merch in Australia, where nostalgia gets a sinister, hilarious twist. Our massive collection features all your favorite darkly funny designs, from the wholesome 'Lets Sacrifice Toby' and 'Catanic Panic' to the relatable 'Anxiety Attack' and 'Sleep Paralysis Demon' on high-quality t-shirts and crops. Every item is 100% official—a perfect tribute to the master of retro-inspired dark humor. Explore the full range of Steven Rhodes merch. What could possibly go wrong?
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Steven Rhodes - True - Womens White Crop
Show off bold, retro style with the True women’s white crop by Steven Rhodes. Featuring his signature quirky, vintage-inspired artwork, this tee blends playful humor with a flattering cropped fit. Made from soft, comfortable cotton, it’s perfect for layering or rocking on its own....- $49.95
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Steven Rhodes - Magical Garden - Navy T-shirt
Step into whimsy with the Magical Garden navy T-shirt by Steven Rhodes. Featuring his signature quirky, retro-inspired artwork, this tee brings a playful, surreal touch to your wardrobe. Made from soft, high-quality cotton with a comfortable classic fit, it’s perfect for everyday wear or...- $44.95
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Steven Rhodes - Lucipurrr - Black T-shirt
Embrace playful darkness with the Lucipurrr black T-shirt by Steven Rhodes. Featuring his signature retro-style artwork of a mischievous, devilish cat, this tee blends humour and bold design for a standout look. Made from soft, durable cotton with a classic fit, it’s perfect for...- $44.95
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Steven Rhodes - Intense Panic Attack - White T-shirt
Make a bold statement with the Intense Panic Attack white T-shirt by Steven Rhodes. Featuring his signature darkly humorous, retro-style artwork, this tee turns a heavy moment into iconic, wearable art. Crafted from soft, high-quality cotton, it’s comfortable for daily wear while keeping your...- $44.95
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Steven Rhodes - Ferry Man - Black T-shirt
Set sail into Steven Rhodes’ quirky world with the Ferry Man black T-shirt. Featuring his signature retro-inspired illustration, this tee brings a mix of dark humor and bold style to your wardrobe. Made from soft, durable cotton with a classic fit, it’s perfect for...- $44.95
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Steven Rhodes - Don't Talk To Strangers - White T-shirt
Keep it bold and cheeky with the Don’t Talk To Strangers white T-shirt by Steven Rhodes. Featuring his iconic retro-inspired artwork and signature dark humor, this tee makes a statement while staying effortlessly cool. Crafted from soft, high-quality cotton, it’s comfortable enough for everyday...- $44.95
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Steven Rhodes - Cat Dimension - Womens Black Crop
Step into the surreal with the Cat Dimension women’s black crop by Steven Rhodes. Featuring his signature quirky, retro-inspired artwork of cats venturing through a cosmic world, this crop tee blends playful humor with bold style. Made from soft, comfortable cotton with a flattering...- $49.95
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Steven Rhodes - The Orb - Navy T-shirt
Gaze into the unknown with the Steven Rhodes The Orb Navy T-Shirt, featuring one of Rhodes' eerily hilarious designs that blends vintage mysticism with a dash of absurdity. This officially licensed tee captures that perfect retro look, complete with cult vibes and cryptic humour....- $44.95
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Steven Rhodes - Tummy Ache - Womens Blush Crop
Cute, creepy, and just the right amount of twisted. The Steven Rhodes Tummy Ache Women’s Blush Crop is a perfect blend of vintage innocence and dark humor. Featuring one of Rhodes’ hilariously grim retro designs, this officially licensed crop top delivers classic storybook vibes...- $49.95
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Steven Rhodes - Stay Positive - Navy T-shirt
Inject a little sarcasm into your wardrobe with the Steven Rhodes – Stay Positive Navy T-Shirt, featuring one of Rhodes’ brilliantly dark twists on motivational messaging. Styled like a retro self-help poster gone hilariously wrong, this officially licensed design blends vintage charm with the...- $44.95
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Steven Rhodes - Fantasy Smut - Womens Cream Crop
Step into a world of cheeky nostalgia with the Steven Rhodes Fantasy Smut Women’s Cream Crop — a perfect blend of retro fantasy and irreverent humor. Featuring Rhodes’ instantly recognizable vintage book cover style, this officially licensed design pokes fun at pulp fiction tropes...- $49.95
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Steven Rhodes - Dolly Has An Accident - Womens Blush Crop
Add a dose of dark humor to your wardrobe with the Steven Rhodes - Dolly Has An Accident Women’s Blush Crop, a bold and playful piece of officially licensed merchandise. Featuring one of Rhodes’ most hilariously twisted vintage-style designs, this cropped tee captures his...- $49.95
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Steven Rhodes - Lets Sacrifice Toby - White T-shirt
Ah, Toby. He never saw it coming. The Steven Rhodes “Let’s Sacrifice Toby” White T-Shirt is black humour at its absolute peak—twisted, nostalgic, and just the right amount of “should I be laughing at this?” Inspired by those innocent '80s educational book covers (you...- $44.95
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Steven Rhodes - Video Games - Black Vintage T-shirt
Level up your wardrobe (and possibly your screen time) with the Steven Rhodes Video Games Black Vintage T-shirt — a retro tee for anyone who's ever shouted "just one more level" at 3am.This vintage-style graphic tee features one of Rhodes’ most relatable designs: a...- $54.95
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Steven Rhodes - Special Brownies - Black Vintage T-shirt
Baking just got weird. The Steven Rhodes Special Brownies Black Vintage T-shirt serves up a heaping portion of retro chaos, with a design that’s half innocent 1970s cookbook, half not-so-subtle nod to... let’s call it “herbal cuisine.”Featuring Rhodes’ unmistakable vintage parody style, this funny...- $54.95
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Steven Rhodes - Newsflash - Black T-shirt
Breaking news: You’ve found the perfect T-shirt for people who like their humour dark, their headlines fake, and their fashion choices deeply ironic.The Steven Rhodes Newsflash Black T-shirt features one of Rhodes’ signature retro illustrations — a twisted take on vintage news bulletins that...- $44.95
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Steven Rhodes - Curses & Spells - Black T-shirt
Finally, a T-shirt for those who dabble in the dark arts and have a great sense of humour. The Steven Rhodes Curses & Spells Black T-shirt is your new go-to for hexing your enemies, confusing strangers, or just popping down to the shops in...- $44.95
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Steven Rhodes - Anxiety Attack - Navy T-shirt
Ever feel like you’re under attack... by your own thoughts? Good news: now you can wear that feeling on your chest with the Steven Rhodes Anxiety Attack Navy T-shirt — a retro graphic tee for those who laugh to keep from screaming (or both,...- $44.95
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Steven Rhodes - Sleep Paralysis Demon - Navy T-shirt
Sweet dreams? Not likely. The Sleep Paralysis Demon tee by Steven Rhodes is here to keep things unsettling — just like your 3am brain. Featuring a retro-style graphic of everyone's least favourite bedtime visitor, this navy t-shirt perfectly captures the vibe of lying awake,...- $44.95
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Steven Rhodes - Today's Problems - White T-shirt
Feeling overwhelmed? Burnt out? Spiritually done by 9am? Same. Steven Rhodes' Today’s Problems tee is the perfect uniform for navigating daily chaos — complete with a subtle (okay, not so subtle) “F U” graphic that says exactly what you're thinking. This white t-shirt is...- $44.95
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