Steven Rhodes Merch
Welcome to the wonderfully warped world of Steven Rhodes. This is the official home for his merch in Australia, where nostalgia gets a sinister, hilarious twist. Our massive collection features all your favourite darkly funny designs, from the wholesome 'Lets Sacrifice Toby' and 'Catanic Panic' to the relatable 'Anxiety Attack' and 'Sleep Paralysis Demon' on high-quality t-shirts and crops. Every item is 100% official—a perfect tribute to the master of retro-inspired dark humor. Explore the full range of Steven Rhodes merch. What could possibly go wrong?
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Steven Rhodes - Knife Game - Black T-shirt
Take a trip back to childhood... with a Steven Rhodes twist in the Steven Rhodes Knife Game Black T-Shirt. Featuring a retro-inspired illustration that turns an innocent pastime into something hilariously questionable, this tee showcases the artist’s trademark blend of nostalgia and dark humour....- $49.95
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Steven Rhodes - Doing The Spider-walk - Navy T-shirt
Things are getting weird in the best possible way with the Steven Rhodes Doing The Spider-Walk Navy T-Shirt. Featuring a retro-style illustration that transforms a wholesome childhood activity into something delightfully unsettling, this tee delivers the perfect mix of nostalgia and dark humour. Made...- $49.95
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Steven Rhodes - One Year Closer - Royal T-shirt
Celebrate another trip around the sun with a healthy dose of dark humour in the Steven Rhodes One Year Closer Royal T-Shirt. Featuring a retro-inspired illustration with the artist’s signature tongue-in-cheek style, this tee puts a hilariously twisted spin on birthdays and the passing...- $49.95
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Steven Rhodes - My First Alien Autopsy - White T-shirt
Learning has never been this questionable with the Steven Rhodes My First Alien Autopsy White T-Shirt. Featuring a retro-style illustration that turns a classic educational scene into something delightfully bizarre, this tee showcases the dark humour and vintage aesthetic that Steven Rhodes fans love....- $49.95
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Steven Rhodes - Are We There Yet - Cream T-shirt
Take a road trip into the wonderfully weird with the Steven Rhodes Are We There Yet Cream T-Shirt. Featuring a retro-inspired illustration packed with the artist’s signature dark humour, this tee puts a hilariously twisted spin on a question every traveller knows too well....- $49.95
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Steven Rhodes - Who Gives a Shit - Black T-shirt
Say it loud with attitude in the Steven Rhodes Who Gives a Shit Black T-Shirt. Featuring a bold, retro-style illustration packed with signature dark humour, this tee delivers ironic energy with every wear. Made from soft, premium black cotton, it’s perfect for everyday comfort...- $49.95
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Steven Rhodes - Who Cares Game Show - Black T-shirt
Bring the chaos to game night with the Steven Rhodes Who Cares Game Show Black T-Shirt. Featuring a retro-style illustration packed with sarcastic energy and signature dark humour, this tee is made for those who don’t take things too seriously. Crafted from soft, premium...- $49.95
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Steven Rhodes - Learn About Recycling - Sand T-shirt
Keep it eco… kinda, with the Steven Rhodes Learn About Recycling Sand T-Shirt. Featuring a retro-style illustration with that signature dark twist, this tee turns a wholesome message into something a little more unhinged. Made from soft, high-quality sand-coloured cotton, it’s perfect for everyday...- $49.95
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Steven Rhodes - Rainy Day Fun - White T-shirt
Make the most of gloomy vibes with the Steven Rhodes Rainy Day Fun White T-Shirt. Featuring a cheeky retro-style illustration with that signature dark twist, this tee turns a dull day into something way more interesting. Made from soft, high-quality white cotton, it’s perfect...- $49.95
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Steven Rhodes - Hell Hound - Navy T-shirt
Unleash some chaos with the Steven Rhodes Hell Hound Navy T-Shirt. Featuring a retro-style illustration of a not-so-friendly pup, this tee delivers classic Steven Rhodes dark humour with a playful edge. Made from soft, high-quality navy cotton, it’s perfect for everyday wear when you...- $49.95
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Steven Rhodes - Have a Nice Life - Cream T-shirt
Keep it sweet… with a twist in the Steven Rhodes Have a Nice Life Cream T-Shirt. Featuring a deceptively cheerful, retro-style illustration with that signature dark humour, this tee delivers irony in the best way. Made from soft, high-quality cream cotton, it’s perfect for...- $49.95
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Steven Rhodes - D is for Death Metal - Black T-shirt
Turn alphabet time into chaos with the Steven Rhodes D is for Death Metal Black T-Shirt. Featuring a hilariously dark, retro-style illustration, this tee flips childhood learning on its head with pure death metal energy. Made from soft, premium black cotton, it’s perfect for...- $49.95
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Steven Rhodes - Break Glass - Cream T-shirt
Add a darkly funny twist to your wardrobe with the Steven Rhodes Break Glass Cream T-Shirt. Featuring one of Steven Rhodes’ signature retro-style illustrations with a mischievous edge, this tee blends vintage nostalgia with offbeat humour. Made from soft, high-quality cream cotton, it’s perfect...- $49.95
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Steven Rhodes - True - Womens White Crop
Show off bold, retro style with the True women’s white crop by Steven Rhodes. Featuring his signature quirky, vintage-inspired artwork, this tee blends playful humor with a flattering cropped fit. Made from soft, comfortable cotton, it’s perfect for layering or rocking on its own....- $54.95
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Steven Rhodes - Magical Garden - Navy T-shirt
Step into whimsy with the Magical Garden navy T-shirt by Steven Rhodes. Featuring his signature quirky, retro-inspired artwork, this tee brings a playful, surreal touch to your wardrobe. Made from soft, high-quality cotton with a comfortable classic fit, it’s perfect for everyday wear or...- $49.95
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Steven Rhodes - Lucipurrr - Black T-shirt
Embrace playful darkness with the Lucipurrr black T-shirt by Steven Rhodes. Featuring his signature retro-style artwork of a mischievous, devilish cat, this tee blends humour and bold design for a standout look. Made from soft, durable cotton with a classic fit, it’s perfect for...- $49.95
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Steven Rhodes - Intense Panic Attack - White T-shirt
Make a bold statement with the Intense Panic Attack white T-shirt by Steven Rhodes. Featuring his signature darkly humorous, retro-style artwork, this tee turns a heavy moment into iconic, wearable art. Crafted from soft, high-quality cotton, it’s comfortable for daily wear while keeping your...- $49.95
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Steven Rhodes - Ferry Man - Black T-shirt
Set sail into Steven Rhodes’ quirky world with the Ferry Man black T-shirt. Featuring his signature retro-inspired illustration, this tee brings a mix of dark humor and bold style to your wardrobe. Made from soft, durable cotton with a classic fit, it’s perfect for...- $49.95
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Steven Rhodes - Don't Talk To Strangers - White T-shirt
Keep it bold and cheeky with the Don’t Talk To Strangers white T-shirt by Steven Rhodes. Featuring his iconic retro-inspired artwork and signature dark humor, this tee makes a statement while staying effortlessly cool. Crafted from soft, high-quality cotton, it’s comfortable enough for everyday...- $49.95
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Steven Rhodes - Cat Dimension - Womens Black Crop
Step into the surreal with the Cat Dimension women’s black crop by Steven Rhodes. Featuring his signature quirky, retro-inspired artwork of cats venturing through a cosmic world, this crop tee blends playful humor with bold style. Made from soft, comfortable cotton with a flattering...- $54.95
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